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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!
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And I'm the worst liar of all time.
Jessica Simpson
I would never invite cameras into my life again.
Jessica Simpson
I don't ever wanna come across too intimidating, so as long as I look like you can come up and give me a hug, that's good.
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What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
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Music will always be my No. 1 passion, but I don't have to be doing it professionally. It's not really about that for me anymore. I feel like I don't have to look at it as a career. I can just rest in it and just be.
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I don't even have a type! I don't have a physical type. I have an emotional type.
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Am I eating chicken or tuna?
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
Jessica Simpson
A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
Jessica Simpson
You change with the guys you date.
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