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laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.
Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.
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Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It's not a diet. It's a lifestyle.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.
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A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.
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When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
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Nobody deserves to be treated like a princess 100% of the time... not even me.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.
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I hate record labels. They think they know everything. I want to hear them try to sing it.
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I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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Fashion just comes naturally to me.
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I am not the type of person who believes everything she reads, but I like to look at photos and see what people are wearing.
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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.
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