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Jessica Simpson
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Jessica Simpson
Age: 44
Born: 1980
Born: July 10
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A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!
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There are moments when I would love to fall asleep with my head on somebody's shoulder, just because I was so used to that for so long.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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I have to go... drop some kids in the pool.
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My style icon really for my whole life has been my mother.
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Marriage is unbelievable, i couldn't be more in love.
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The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!
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A marriage doesn't have to be perfect, but you can be perfect for each other.
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I'm never going to be a woman who doesn't work. At 12 I was emancipated from my parents so I could sign my first record deal. I think I was born working!
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I would never invite cameras into my life again.
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I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag.
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We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
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I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity.
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I try not to read blogs. The comments are extremely harsh.
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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