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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
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Professional Wrestler
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
Jesse Ventura
If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
Jesse Ventura
The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.
Jesse Ventura
If you stand for peace in the USA, you're lucky to be alive.
Jesse Ventura
For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
Jesse Ventura
If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.
Jesse Ventura
After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.
Jesse Ventura
We got victims out there that are getting shot four and five times, point blank range. That's not self-defense. You're not going to tell me that's self-defense.
Jesse Ventura
I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.
Jesse Ventura
Anyone can run for office. When I ran for Governor of Minnesota, the only requirement was that you had to be a state resident. I believe you had to be over thirty five years old, something like that. That's the way our country was founded. That anyone can run for office. That you're not required to be a lawyer, you're not required to be anything.
Jesse Ventura
The world protested our invasion of Iraq, but the people of America were never made aware of that - through the censorship that goes on here, and believe me it's going on here.
Jesse Ventura
Love is bigger than government.
Jesse Ventura
I've jumped out of an airplane 34 times. I've dove 212 feet under water. I've done a lot of things that defied death.
Jesse Ventura
I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government's feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government.
Jesse Ventura
I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.
Jesse Ventura
In the United States, if you buy a property and you're a good citizen, and you improve that property, what do they do to you? They tax you more. So they penalize you for good behavior.
Jesse Ventura
When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.
Jesse Ventura
How many elderly people you see have to leave the house they've had their whole life because their fixed income and their property taxes keep rising every year and they can't afford to stay there. And nobody gives a crap about it, and they're booted out, they have to leave their homes.
Jesse Ventura
If you're going to accept freedom, there's the freedom to be stupid.
Jesse Ventura
I love my country, not my government.
Jesse Ventura