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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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Minneapolis
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Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
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I'm kind of like Che Guevera. I lead the revolution, but at some point I turn it over to someone else.
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I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that needs help. I don't think a normal, mentally healthy person commits suicide.
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There's nothing glamorous about war at all.
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You can't legislate morality.
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I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.
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I could never be a career politician, because I believe in telling the truth.
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If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.
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If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.
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When you reach a certain age in life, time becomes more important than money, and I think that happens in your 50s.
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I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.
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Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid of the criminal stigma associated with hemp so we can look at it in terms of how it might be useful.
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Our military doesn't defend our American people. Our military is the strong-arm muscle of corporations.
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Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.
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The war on drugs is identical to the prohibition of alcohol: all you're doing is making criminals rich and powerful.
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The media doesn't educate anyone.
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The people need to understand that marijuana is an unbelievable plant that has huge medical - it's a medical plant, is the best way to describe it. It has huge benefits for us as people in many, many - so many different ways.
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I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature.
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