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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
Radio Personality
Sports Commentator
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
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My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.
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Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.
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We got victims out there that are getting shot four and five times, point blank range. That's not self-defense. You're not going to tell me that's self-defense.
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I have an honorable discharge from the United States Navy. Hillary Clinton don't have one. Bill Clinton don't have one. Trump don't have one. Obama don't have one.
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You can't put civil rights on the ballot.
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I'm a warrior at heart I'm an ex-Navy Seal. I'm too old to wage war anymore, and so now I wage it mentally. And so I find politics very stimulating it's war without guns.
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I do not support the third party movement anymore. I now advocate the abolishment of all political parties. We've allowed the parties to take over the government.
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Love is bigger than government.
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