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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
Radio Personality
Sports Commentator
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Minneapolis
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Liberty is security. Freedom is security.
Jesse Ventura
I will criticize President Obama on this level: it's a good thing I'm not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law.
Jesse Ventura
Democrats are so spineless, so afraid to go against the tide... but dissension is the greatest form of patriotism.
Jesse Ventura
Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.
Jesse Ventura
I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
Jesse Ventura
I want to try to become friends with Russia.
Jesse Ventura
I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist.
Jesse Ventura
The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
Jesse Ventura
Most people would assume, as I do, that the courtroom is a place for the truth, but it's not with our corrupt judges today - and I'm talking about the corrupt ones on the court of appeals.
Jesse Ventura
If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
Jesse Ventura
In my era of wrestling, there were no guaranteed contracts, so it was inherent that you draw the crowd in to make money.
Jesse Ventura
A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.
Jesse Ventura
I think a person who is disabled should be disabled by no act of their own. If you become disabled because of alcoholism, drugs, or things of that nature, I do not think those conditions qualify someone to be called disabled. I think those conditions result from personal decisions.
Jesse Ventura
If you stand for peace in the USA, you're lucky to be alive.
Jesse Ventura
When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down it makes you docile.
Jesse Ventura
In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?
Jesse Ventura
The first thing out of Fidel Castro's mouth to me, he looked me right in the eye and said, 'You're a man of great courage.'
Jesse Ventura
If I were an innocent individual, flown to a foreign country and held for several years and tortured, I'd become a terrorist, too. I'd go to war against the U.S.
Jesse Ventura
Personally as a rider, I find the helmet distracts me. I can't hear as well and I can't see as well. I also believe loud pipes save lives and my pipes straight through with no baffles in them.
Jesse Ventura
Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.
Jesse Ventura
