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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
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Sports Commentator
Writer
Minneapolis
Minnesota
Jesse The Body Ventura
James George Janos
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I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.
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Sarah Palin's a quitter.
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In the United States, if you buy a property and you're a good citizen, and you improve that property, what do they do to you? They tax you more. So they penalize you for good behavior.
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Listening is as important as talking. If you're a good listener, people often compliment you for being a good conversationalist.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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Prostitution is criminal, and bad things happen because it's run illegally by dirt-bags who are criminals. If it's legal, then the girls could have health checks, unions, benefits, anything any other worker gets, and it would be far better.
Jesse Ventura
Until you have hunted men, you haven’t hunted yet.
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They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.
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Let's remember, the CIA's job is to go out and create wars.
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There's nothing glamorous about war at all.
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You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it.
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I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
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I follow the teachings of Major General Smedley Darlington Butler, United States Marine Corps. He won two Congressional Medals of Honor, and he wrote the highly controversial antiwar book 'War is a Racket.'
Jesse Ventura
Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid of the criminal stigma associated with hemp so we can look at it in terms of how it might be useful.
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I don't have the patience to sit and write.
Jesse Ventura
My position is that it isn't government's job to mandate patriotism. To me, mandating a pledge of allegiance to a government is something Saddam Hussein would do.
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You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, Halt or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.
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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
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I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.
Jesse Ventura
I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.
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