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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
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Sports Commentator
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Minneapolis
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James George Janos
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We got victims out there that are getting shot four and five times, point blank range. That's not self-defense. You're not going to tell me that's self-defense.
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Barack Obama's large contributor was Goldman Sachs - same thing on the Republican side. If you go to both their conventions, you see the same lobbyists paying off both sides so they win either way.
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The main thing I despise about America now is driving on the freeways.
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I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government's feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government.
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When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.
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Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.
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Government is connected to everything we do.
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Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.
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If you're stealing a television, that should not be the death penalty.
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My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don't wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I'm hungry and go to sleep when I'm tired.
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If I wanna be president, I probably can.
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I have metal in my body, so every time I go to an airport ,the metal detector goes off.
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If waterboarding's OK, why don't we let our police do it to suspects so we can learn what they know? We only seem to waterboard Muslims... Have we waterboarded anyone else?
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Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.
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We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.
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I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that needs help. I don't think a normal, mentally healthy person commits suicide.
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Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
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The world protested our invasion of Iraq, but the people of America were never made aware of that - through the censorship that goes on here, and believe me it's going on here.
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I ain't got time to bleed.
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My four years as governor, I never met with a lobbyist once, never. Not one lobbyist got in my office.
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