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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
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Sports Commentator
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
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A car is a 2,000 pound projectile that can go 100 miles an hour.
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When I ran for governor, I told all the bikers, You don't need to worry about me bringing in a helmet law. It's your option because you as a motorcycle rider that's your option. It doesn't come with the bike.
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Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
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If I can get on the presidential ballot in all 50 states and be allowed into the debates, I'd not only run, I'd win.
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You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, Halt or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.
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When you elect chicken hawks, chicken hawks take you to war.
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I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.
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Whenever the government says, 'It's time to move on,' that means there's something they don't want you to know about.
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I will never stand for a national anthem again. I will turn my back and I will raise a fist.
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I love my country, not my government.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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Monsanto can do anything they want to you, and put anything they want into your foods. There's nothing you can do about it.
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The news used to be to report facts and allow you to make the decision.
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The main thing I despise about America now is driving on the freeways.
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I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
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If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
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Wrestling is ballet with violence.
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I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.
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