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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
Radio Personality
Sports Commentator
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
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That's why you need the war on drugs to put all these pot smokers in prison so that the prisons remain full and the corporations remain profitable. It's a slippery slope.
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Love is bigger than government.
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Patriotism to your country is something that comes from your heart. It should be taught to you by your parents.
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Governments are run by people. People can be bad.
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For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
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I don't have the patience to sit and write.
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I think that Minnesota is different because we are proving that tri-partisan government could work, that you do not need to necessarily be a Democrat or a Republican to be successful at governing.
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You can drink yourself to death, you can smoke yourself to death, you can eat yourself to death.
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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
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If you start studying history closer, you'll find that most all wars are based on false flag operations to get people - to convince the people that they're under attack in some way so that they will support the wars.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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Once you privatize something, it becomes a for-profit business.
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I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.
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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
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Government is connected to everything we do.
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people
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If Jesus came back today, I think he'd throw up.
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I'm not disparaging suicides when I call them weak, I'm pointing out that anybody who would consider doing a thing like that needs help. I don't think a normal, mentally healthy person commits suicide.
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Patriotism is voluntary. It is a feeling of loyalty and allegiance that is the result of knowledge and belief. A patriot shows their their patriotism through their actions, by their choice.
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After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.
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