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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
Radio Personality
Sports Commentator
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Minneapolis
Minnesota
Jesse The Body Ventura
James George Janos
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I don't oppose hunting in any way, shape or form. If that's what you enjoy doing, you are free to do it.
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I follow the teachings of Major General Smedley Darlington Butler, United States Marine Corps. He won two Congressional Medals of Honor, and he wrote the highly controversial antiwar book 'War is a Racket.'
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Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat.
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I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.
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You need to hunt something that can shoot back at you to really classify yourself as a hunter. You need to understand the feeling of what it's like to go into the field and know your opposition can take you out.
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Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way.
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We call our country home of the brave and land of the free, but it's not. We give a false portrayal of freedom. We're not free - if we were, we'd allow people their freedom.
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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.
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I live in Mexico in the wintertime, and I live off the grid down there.
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I will criticize President Obama on this level: it's a good thing I'm not president because I would prosecute every person that was involved in that torture. I would prosecute the people that did it. I would prosecute the people that ordered it. Because torture is against the law.
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In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?
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I decided to run for governor because I got mad... I want to make government more directly accountable to the people.
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I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.
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You can't legislate stupidity.
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If you were to come to Minnesota, I could have you locked up like that. That's power.
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I'm saying that there's way more to 9/11 than mainstream media and our government have told us.
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The people need to understand that marijuana is an unbelievable plant that has huge medical - it's a medical plant, is the best way to describe it. It has huge benefits for us as people in many, many - so many different ways.
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Government is at its worst when you have apathy from its citizens.
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I have an honorable discharge from the United States Navy. Hillary Clinton don't have one. Bill Clinton don't have one. Trump don't have one. Obama don't have one.
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There's no question that we need tougher drunk-driving laws for repeat offenders. We need to take a lesson from European countries where driving isn't a right but a privilege.
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