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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
Radio Personality
Sports Commentator
Writer
Minneapolis
Minnesota
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Love is bigger than government.
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Mexico has strict gun control. You cannot own a gun in Mexico.
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Industrial hemp is a very useful plant. I challenged the attorney general to get rid of the criminal stigma associated with hemp so we can look at it in terms of how it might be useful.
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The people need to understand that marijuana is an unbelievable plant that has huge medical - it's a medical plant, is the best way to describe it. It has huge benefits for us as people in many, many - so many different ways.
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The media doesn't educate anyone.
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After Barack Obama won the 2008 presidential election, I was heartened to see him issue an Open Government Initiative on his first full day in office.
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Government has no place telling you who to fall in love with and who to marry.
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I think the founding fathers believed religion shouldn't interact directly with government.
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I tend to like to read history - recent history, because I find that much more intriguing than just a writer's imagination.
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When you drink fluoridated water, you're drinking liquid Prozac. You drink enough of it, even though it's a small amount, drink it for decades and decades and what does Prozac do to you? It dumbs you down it makes you docile.
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I have an honorable discharge from the United States Navy. Hillary Clinton don't have one. Bill Clinton don't have one. Trump don't have one. Obama don't have one.
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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
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Okay, fluoride in the water to help our teeth. Well, shouldn't that be the job of your mom and dad? To teach you how to brush your teeth and use mouth wash? What do we need the government to do it for? Clearly, what a scam. Fluoride in the water.
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People don't like politicians.
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In a free society, how can you commit a crime against yourself?
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I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
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I ain't got time to bleed.
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You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, Halt or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.
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I'm saying 9/11 was to get us into Iraq and get us into Afghanistan.
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I believe Lee Harvey Oswald did not kill John Kennedy. I believe that.
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