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I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
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Professional Wrestler
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Minneapolis
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James George Janos
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