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I like surfing in Mexico a whole lot better than sitting with people in Washington that I don't even like.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
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Professional Wrestler
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Minneapolis
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James George Janos
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