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I asked Dalai Lama the most important question that I think you could ask - if he had ever seen Caddyshack.

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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
Peace Activist
Politician
Professional Wrestler
Radio Personality
Sports Commentator
Writer
Minneapolis
Minnesota
Jesse The Body Ventura
James George Janos
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If you don't vote, then you may be leaving the decisions up to someone dumber than you.
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Don't vote for a Democrat or Republican, I have never voted for one in my life and I never will.
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