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If I could be reincarnated as a fabric, I would come back as a 38 double-D bra.
Jesse Ventura
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Jesse Ventura
Age: 73
Born: 1951
Born: July 15
Film Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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Minneapolis
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My attitude when I'm in Mexico is I wake up in the morning with nothing to do and I go to bed half done. I don't wear a watch. When I live down there, I do nothing according to time. I eat when I'm hungry and go to sleep when I'm tired.
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I would give the people of America to their first opportunity to elect a president who doesn't belong to either party since George Washington.
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I don't have the patience to sit and write.
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The thing is, and Americans are starting to realize this now, that while street gangs are violent, the Democrats and Republicans are worse. They are worse because their decisions affect your life.
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I love my country, not my government.
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The pleasure was all yours.
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The Mexican government understands that when you turn 65, your ability to earn money diminishes. They don't want you kicked out of your house that you've worked your whole life for, no matter what that house is.
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Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.
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I believe to go along to get along is unpatriotic. I believe that agreeing with your government on everything they do is unpatriotic. I believe a patriot stands up and holds your government's feet to the fire. Because if you do that, you will get good government.
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For every day the government is shut down, it should be that we don't have to pay income tax that day because they're not working.
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Remember that government doesn't earn one single dollar it spends. In order for you to get money from the government, that money must first be taken from somebody else.
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A crime is a crime, regardless of what collar you wear.
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If we would end the war on drugs, you would see the end of the militarization of our police forces and you would see an end to a lot of the shooting violence that's going on when people are being pulled over for traffic stops and then suddenly executed right in the street.
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You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, Halt or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.
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I would rather be uncomfortable with the truth than to be lied to in comfort. That's just my nature.
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They look like to carp going after the same piece of corn.
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I'm the only person in the world that, when he holds down two jobs, gets criticized for it everyone else gets a pat on the back and say, 'What an entrepreneuring, hardworking person,' but apparently that doesn't apply to me.
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You can't legislate against stupidity, but we try to do it all the time.
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Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people
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If you want to stop illegal immigration, you have to make it so that - so that the people that hire the illegal immigrants will not be in a position to hire them.
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