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The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

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Jesse Eisenberg
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: October 5
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Film Actor
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Jesse Adam Eisenberg
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