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I am speechless: I have no speech
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
Actor
Comedian
Film Director
Film Producer
Humorist
Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
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Television Producer
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Brooklyn
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
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Mr. Steinfeld
Jerome Allen Jerry Seinfeld
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Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.
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After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.
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I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.
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I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.
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Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.
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The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
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Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.
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The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.
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A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
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I always did well on the essay questions. Just put everything you know on there, maybe you'll hit it.
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You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.
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I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings
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You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
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Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later it's a relic.
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Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!
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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
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Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.
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I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
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