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Economy is essential to all good art.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
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Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
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To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.
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I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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We want to do a lot of stuff we're not in great shape, we didn't get a good night's sleep, we're a little depressed. Coffee solves all these problems in one delightful little cup.
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What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?
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A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
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The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.
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Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff.
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I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.
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Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
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Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.
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I know there are kids out there, I want to make sure they all know that driving without braking is not something I recommend, unless you have professional clown training or a comedy background, as I do. It is not something I plan to make a habit.
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If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
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Men want to make women happy.
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There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
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When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
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Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
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I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks.
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