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Economy is essential to all good art.

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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
Actor
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
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Dogs want to be people. That's what their lives are about. They don't like being a dog. They're with people all the time, they want to graduate. My dog would sit there all day, he would watch me walk by, he would think to himself, I could do that! He's not that good.
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My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
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Men want to make women happy.
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Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive.
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I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.
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I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
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If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
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That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.
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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
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The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.
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The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.
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I don't return fruit. Fruit's a gamble. I know that going in.
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