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Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
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Wise is what you want to be. Smart is easy compared to wise.
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Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.
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I love the day date. No wine, no shower.
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When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
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Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.
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I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?
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I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.
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I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.
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