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I love advertising because I love lying.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
Actor
Comedian
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
Cable Boy
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Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.
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