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Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
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The blessing in life is when you find the torture you are comfortable with. That's marriage, it's kids, it's work, it's exercise. Find the torture you're comfortable with and you'll do well. You've mastered that, you've mastered life.
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It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
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You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
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I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
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I'm in the unfortunate position of having to consider other people's feelings
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What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.
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Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
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You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
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Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.
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Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.
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Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.
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I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.
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And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.
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There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.
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Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?
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Success is the enemy of comedy.
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Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.
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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
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Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.
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Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.
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