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You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
Actor
Comedian
Film Director
Film Producer
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Screenwriter
Stand-Up Comedian
Television Actor
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Brooklyn
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Jerome Allen Seinfeld
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Jerome Allen Jerry Seinfeld
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It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.
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People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
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Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
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Fear of success is one of the new fears I've heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we're running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.
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I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
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Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.
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