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The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.
Jerry Seinfeld
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Jerry Seinfeld
Age: 70
Born: 1954
Born: April 29
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Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
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The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.
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