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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Arkansas
Manure
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