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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Arkansas
Manure
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Can I press one for English?
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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