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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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