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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Jerry Lawler
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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Arkansas
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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