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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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