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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Cheating
Caught

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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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