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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Cheating
Caught

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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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