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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.

Jerry Lawler

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
Cheating
Caught

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