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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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