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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Can I press one for English?
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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