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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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