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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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