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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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