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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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