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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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