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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
Pundit
West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
The King
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Japanese
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