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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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