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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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