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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Can I press one for English?
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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