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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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