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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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