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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Arkansas
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Jake Robert's wife is real ugly, but according to him that's nothing a six pack and a light switch can't fix.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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As they say, anything can happen in the World Wrestling Federation.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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