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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Can I press one for English?
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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