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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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