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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!
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