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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Can I press one for English?
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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