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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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