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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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