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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Cheating is only cheating when you get caught.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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