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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
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