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Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Jerry Lawler
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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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More quotes by Jerry Lawler
I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
Jerry Lawler
How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
Jerry Lawler
The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
Jerry Lawler
Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
Jerry Lawler
Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
Jerry Lawler
There is an old adage: love thy neighbor, but don't get caught.
Jerry Lawler
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
Jerry Lawler
Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
Jerry Lawler
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
Jerry Lawler
You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
Jerry Lawler
Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
Jerry Lawler
Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
Jerry Lawler
Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
Jerry Lawler
In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
Jerry Lawler
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
Jerry Lawler
What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
Jerry Lawler
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
Jerry Lawler
Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
Jerry Lawler
Are you ready for some puppies?!
Jerry Lawler
When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
Jerry Lawler