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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Jerry Lawler
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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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