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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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