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How could Triple H EVER be mad, how could he EVER have a bad day? How would you like to be married to her?! Wake up in a wonderful mood every morning. I mean, look at that!

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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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I don't know of any wrestler who hasn't, at one time or another, been with a fan. One time I met a woman at a match in Tennessee, and afterward we went to a little roadside motel. We checked in, went to the room, and enjoyed each other for an hour or so.
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