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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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You never really know a woman till you meet her in court.
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Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
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What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Crash Holly's so short, you can see his feet on his driver's licence photo.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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Ahmed Johnson came from a neighborhood where the most common words heard was, You have the right to remain silent.
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It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed.
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