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Jerry Lawler
Age: 75
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
Musician
Podcaster
Professional Wrestler
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
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You know, Alundra Blayze, with her looks could star in TV westerns...if she had two more legs.
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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What do Jake 'The Snake' Roberts and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up!
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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Panties aren't the greatest thing in the world, but they're next to them.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Michael Cole, what did you get for Christmas? Except drunk.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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I've seen a lot of real out-of-line attitudes since I have been in the WWF and those people are still there or are getting a second or third chance or something like that.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Helen Hart is so old, she remembers when the Dead Sea was sick.
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