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Jerry Lawler
Age: 74
Born: 1949
Born: November 29
Actor
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West Memphis
Arkansas
Jerry O'Neil Lawler
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More quotes by Jerry Lawler
Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.
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Women! Can't live with 'em, no resale value.
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You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.
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Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.
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Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
Jerry Lawler
If the Japanese are so smart, why do they eat with sticks?
Jerry Lawler
I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
Jerry Lawler
Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!
Jerry Lawler
As a baby, Bret Hart was so ugly that they had to put tinted windows on his incubator!
Jerry Lawler
We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
Jerry Lawler
Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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You know what they say in Arkansas...manure happens.
Jerry Lawler
I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
Jerry Lawler
Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
Jerry Lawler
I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.
Jerry Lawler
ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.
Jerry Lawler
Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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